MFK in the DMV – Movie MILFs
Mary: Jade the stripper. I always fall for the nice ones. Plus you get to hang out with Carlos.
Fuck: Kitty Cat. Gotta find out if they’re built for speed or built for comfort.
Kill: Stiffler’s mom. While she might be the best fuck, she will give me a heart attack before the age of 30. No way I can handle her. I’m thinking long term here.