Jane Seymour aka Cathleen Cleary aka Kitty Cat from Wedding Crashers:
Heather Graham aka Jade the Stripper from The Hangover:
Stiffler’s Mom from American Pie:
Mary: Jade the stripper. I always fall for the nice ones. Plus you get to hang out with Carlos.
Fuck: Kitty Cat. Gotta find out if they’re built for speed or built for comfort.
Kill: Stiffler’s mom. While she might be the best fuck, she will give me a heart attack before the age of 30. No way I can handle her. I’m thinking long term here.
Marry heather, fuck jane, kill zollo. next
this wouldve been a good one in 1999 for fucks sake
stifflers mom is fat
So what’s your plans this weekend Nate? Anything special?
Worst MFK ever. How do you not include Penelope Cruz from Blow or Demi Moore from Striptease? Take a lap.
Kitty Cat is a huge cock tease. Stifflers mom would probably rip your cock off (in a good way). Kill Kitty Cat, Fuck Stifflers mom, Marry Jane
marry rizzo, fuck whitesoxdave, kill nate.
Nate, like I said yesterday, you need to make these more difficult. It should tell you something when all of your results are so drastically similar. Amateur hour.
Ashley Judd from Simon Birch
If your gonna be the new MFK guy can you at least try to make them a little bit harder I mean this one was a joke.
When you don’t have anything to write about, an acceptable thing to do is to not write anything Nathan.
you guys are idiots – stifler’s mom drives a porsche.
What’s next Nate? A kim k ass blog.
Ellen Page didnt make the cut?
You’re setting the bar pretty high Nasty, great work tho
Are you going to do one of these EVERY day?
NATE DIGGITY, NICE!! Marry Heather all the way, Uzi Stiffler’s Mom, and Kitty Kat is so sexually repressed married to Secretary Cleary, it would be a 3 day fuckfest to satisfy her.
ive destroyed 2 or 3 socks because of stiflers mom
Heather Graham is 43. Those other 2 are old as dirt.
You better post a Kim and Kanye blog while everyone else is. Gotta keep up with the Kardashians Nate
I would give a nut to have stifflers mom ride my face
you go a bit heavy with these
marry fuck kill things ion a daily basis..
Pretty easy, even though Stiffler’s mom might have been a dick wrecker back in the day she’s still huge. Marry Graham, Fuck Jane and Kill the fatty.
“Keep you pussy open and a dick will always find its way in.”
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