FSU Lauren Manziel:
Ok I’ll hold up real quick. Is your head done spinning around in circles? Yea? Ok. Now time to MFK these girls. Candice, you know her. You love her. You want to spend the rest of your days with her. But then Emma. Oh you know, just about the prettiest girl ever with a smoking accent and a huge movie career to boot. And the FSU Lauren Manziel. I would do just about anything to dive into those funbags. Attach a snorkel to my mouth because I’m staying in there for weeks. I might never eat again. Just bury my face in there and give me a straw to breath in and out of. So whatcha gonna do, brother?
Marry: Emma. I think I’ve married her before, fucked her before, and probably killed her before. No idea what I was thinking. I think that was in my younger days where girls like Candice were must-marries. But now that I’ve had so many smoke girlfriends, I’ve become a bit more tame. Marrying Emma because I think she’d be the best wife and still an absolute fit smoke.
Fuck: Candice. Much like getting Randy Jackson’s autograph, you can’t not.
Kill: Lauren. Have to knock Johnny down a peg. He’ll get over it in about a day. But still.
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