MFK Friday in the DMV – Wrestlemania Edition
Hey all you MFKaholics. Wrestlemania 30 is on Sunday. It’s finally here. So we are celebrating a little early today. Torrie, Trish, and Stacy. Three classic WWE girls. Got you through your formative years. If there is one thing I know about all you, it’s you guys are DEVOTED to Stacy. You guys love her. But there isn’t a kill to give to Trish or Torrie either. We’re MFK’ing in their prime. How bout that? And if you can find a way to kill Torrie or Trish in their primes, you might as well be in the Wyatt family because you’re off your rocker.
Marry: Trish. I remember the first time I saw her. On Sunday Night Heat. Came out wearing a cowboy hat. She has been the apple of my eye ever since.
Fuck: Torrie. Puppies! Puppies! She was doing things in the 90’s on TV that I couldn’t believe was happening. What a girl. Easiest fuck ever.
Kill: Stacy. Oops!