Lorie Ann Hill Is a Teacher Who Showed Up For The First Day Of School Drunk and Without Pants

My Fox 8 - A public school teacher was arrested Monday after police say she showed up at school for her first day of work under the influence of alcohol and without her pants. School officials say they found Lorie Ann Hill, 49, in an empty classroom disoriented and without pants. The police were called and Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint. School officials say Hill was just recently hired.

Summer vacation forever! Not good enough she just got the entire summer off to do whatever the fuck she wanted and still got paid a full time salary, she still had to squeeze one last bender in there, even if it coincided with the first day of school. Teachers man. Bless their little souls for dealing with snotty kids all day, but goodness gracious, there’s only a few jobs you can do drunk and pantsless and I don’t think teaching math you’ll never need to know is one of them. Math is stupid by the way. When it comes to the most pointless shit on Earth, it’s math. Even worse was when a teacher was like “you can’t use calculators”. Yea, okay. I’m sure when the .00001% of people at NASA who use this bullshit math need to solve an equation to make sure a spaceship can fly, they’ll get out some scratch paper and a number 2 pencil. Right.