Foodbeast - If sparing a minute or two to clean those pearly whites isn’t in the cards, there’s Blizzident –the extra fast brushing device.
This 3D custom model of users’ mouths is fit with hundreds of tiny bristles, about 10 times more than an everyday toothbrush. Blizzident also has a floss holder and small holes to thread it through, allowing for simultaneous brushing + flossing action. And — last but not least — the tongue-scraping feature ensures minty fresh breathe post use. The best part? All you have to do is gently bite and grind your teeth for 6 seconds to achieve the same results as you would brushing 3 minutes normally.

Like most people, I fucking hate brushing my teeth. I do it cause these beauties aren’t gonna whiten themselves, but it’s such a pain in the ass. Especially at night, because once I’m in my bed, I never want to leave it. The number of times I’ve fallen asleep fully clothed with my light on is in the millions. That’s why I need this new toothbrush thing. 6 seconds, and done. A common theme in my life.

PS: You absolutely have to brush your teeth BEFORE you eat breakfast in the morning. People who eat breakfast with all that morning breath gunk disgust me.