I Asked, You Answered: The Worst Jerseys You Ever Bought


I asked what the worst jersey you ever bought was. You responded. And it was the funniest and saddest thing I ever read. A zillion responses, each one more depressing than the last. I tried to narrow it down to some of my favorites, but it was nearly impossible. Tons of bad jerseys, mostly bought with a heart full of optimism and happiness, only to have that player crush you and your team.

In no order, here are some of my favorites:

First, literally any Browns jersey from the last 15 or so years is going to be awful. It’s so sad.


Second, this just made me scratch my head for a bit. Customized FredEx jersey is such a ridiculous thing to do. What is the thought process there?


Yea, maybe a little bit?


Fucking white people.






Have to respect the optimism.


Some others that made me laugh:

And some of the most depressing ones from the comment section:

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I think it’s safe to say, this rings true for about 90% of us. Baggy pants, shiny, unnecessary shoes, and ridiculous jersey purchases.

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This was fun. We’re all idiots.

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