Here’s The Absurd Footage Of Santa in DC Being Shot With A Pellet Gun
Who in the fuck shoots Santa!? What a disgrace. Guy is just trying to spread Christmas cheer and ends up with a pellet lodged in his shoulder. Bah humbug. Whoever shot him is not only on the naughty list, but doesn’t even deserve the privilege of getting coal in their stocking. Coal is too nice for that South Pole Elf.