I defy you to tweet or email me a cooler ticket stub. We’ve all been to game 7’s, we’ve all been to sea world. Dime a dozen. I’m trying to think if there is a cooler ticket stub in existence, and I’m coming up with nothing. Though I love seeing cool shit like that, so let me see what you’ve got.
Only regret in my life is I never got to go on Figure it Out. Every day I would wrack my brain for something that could get me on that fucking show, and I never came up with a god damn thing. One time I tried to invent a new shampoo that cleans your body in an attempt to get on but was informed that’s called soap and I quit trying. Devastating still to this day.
PS: That day was a huge day in my life. Not only did I see Marc Summers in person, but it was the first time I ever saw and recognized a homeless person. I straight up pointed to the dude on the street and asked why he was just sitting there. Was explained to me that some people are poor and I was so disgusted I spit out my juicy juice and I wasn’t even drinking any.
Send cool ticket stubs to DMV@barstoolsports.com or tweet them to @BarstoolNate.
no shit, i laughed.
nate, i’ll blow your mind on monday
Every time I watched double dare as I kid, all I thought about is how I would do a better job than anyone who was on there.
Nate’s place is just littered with useless but great 90s shit
Pretty expensive for 94 no blogger could afford that without some T shirt money
You should invent a sports blog that actually blogs about sports.
Nate invented shower gel but Axe Body Spray stole it.
“presented by now & later”
that is a horrible rug, nate. not plush at all.
The second one.
ticket stub from when Kramer let loose on that racist rant at the Laugh Factory
I used to come up with so many retarded ideas to try and get on figure it out…but on a serious note, what game 7 have you been to?
Legends of the hidden temple legit scared me as a kid
Marc Summers was a huge OCD freak … figures the one show he was on had kids being covered in slime and jumping into cakes and shit. I loved Double Dare, but the winner really goes to GUTS. D-d-d-do ya have it?
smitty gets pointed at by kids that are asking why he is just sitting there
getting slimed at universal studios is my greatest accomplishment and will be forever.
So Nate is funny.
Nate’s been a solid 3 hitter since he’s been here. Very conistent, with Big Cat batting 4th, Kmarko 5th and Smitty 6th. I guess put Clancy at leadoff? He’s been slacking, definition of up and down the order.
I apologize for my earlier comment Nathaniel, that was rude. You going out in Clarendon tonight? Shots on me
You’re getting better. Just wish you had a more clever name than Nate to blog under.
Great fucking blog. You trying to invent shampoo for the body has me laughing hard
$15.50 is like 75 bucks in 2013 dollars
Your mom Probly fucked Mark for those
yo i got a blackout ticket stub. don’t think i’d post that shit on twitter tho… don’t want people knowing i actually went.
if beating off to summer sanders on figure it out was cool, then i was miles davis
Figure it out sucked, I went to Orlando they just select a certain group of people to sit in the “TV Audience” everyone else had to stand and watch behind a glass wall, couldn’t hear shit.
I’ll have to dig out my signed SRV ticket stub
Guts was the best nickelodeon game show. I’d give a testicle for a piece of the Agrocrag
I got an Ol Dirty Bastard ticket stub from a small venue in Breckenridge, CO called Sherpa & Yeti’s. But he never actually performed at the venue b/c he died the day before the show.
Guys. Remember that Giant Nose that you had to climb through to win the final challenge? Was Prez ljust living in Universal Studios before this whole blog thing?
Rumor is Marc Summers was raped by Omec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. He whispered “Lets Rock” before doing the deed. Mike O’Malley never told a soul.
is Nate now the “nostalgia guy?” That’s 120% fine by me gotta say.
Juicy Juice? Goddammit Nate. You got me again. I like this guy.
@el-duderino-2 that 100% beats this ticket stub. Holy fuck
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