Gilbert Arenas Wants Us To Know He’s Very Rich, Might Wipe His Ass With 100 Dollar Bills

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Huff Post - The three-time All-Star didn’t play a single game last season but was still the third highest-paid player in the NBA thanks to a $111 million, six-year deal that he signed with the Washington Wizards in 2008. He took home $20,807,922 for doing nothing during the 2012-2013 campaign, according to Basketball-Reference. “I don’t need the NBA money,” Arenas told HipHollywood when asked in September if he would be attempting a comeback. “I have enough of it.” For those who needed further proof, Arenas shared an image of Instragram of what sure appears to be a stack of $100 bill ready to be used in place of toilet paper.

Gilbert Arenas being a cocksucker, I never saw this one coming! This is the same guy that took a shit in Andray Blatche’s shoes. He thought it was a completely normal joke. He even defended it, saying “But nobody is going to ask what Andray did to deserve it.” I’m not sure if that’s complete psychopath behavior, or his level of prank is so high that I can’t even comprehend it. Don’t forget about that time he brought guns into the lockerroom to threaten his teammates. Another good old zany prank! Just another case of Gilbert being Gilbert. Classic “if you don’t pay me I’ll kill!”

If this picture does anything, it proves Gilbert’s mind more often than not is focused squarely on taking dumps. It seems Gilbert is addicted to shit and all shit related activities. Is that a fetish people have? Cause I think Gilbert has a strong to very strong case of it. Might have to start a reoccurring blog feature called “This week in Gilbert Arenas talking about his shit.”

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