Drunk Arlington Man On a Motorcycle Hit Two Cars Then Ran Around The Woods Naked

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ARL - A drunk and naked man on a motorcycle crashed into two cars and ran into the woods in the Arlington Village area Friday night, according to a police report. The incident happened just before 9:30 p.m. on Aug. 15. The nude biker struck two cars on the 1600 block of S. Barton Street, near Columbia Pike, before fleeing on foot into a wooded area, according to the Arlington County Police Department. Arlington resident Roland Hitchens, 42, was located by officers a short distance from the scene — residents told ARLnow.com he was found on S. Edgewood Street — and taken into custody. He was transported to Inova Fairfax Hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries before being locked up at the Arlington County jail, police said. Hitchens has been charged with felony hit and run, indecent exposure, DUI, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle and driving while revoked.


I love the hair. The frizzy mullet is the look of the summer. When you rock the frizzy mullet, the world is your oyster. No hold barred out on the streets of Arlington. You hold responsibility when you have that bad boy hair, and he ran wild with it. Clothes are for peasants with buzz cuts. Driving sober is for croutons who shower and have proper hygiene. This guy has no time for your constrictions. Can’t cage him, only hope to contain him.

PS: Definitely a porn guy. Collar says it all.

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