I was going to go with something about how Bill just convinced them to cum swap, but that would be over the line and uncalled for. But he has without a doubt fucked both of them.
Ol’ Brit comin’ in pretty hot.
“I just queefed”
“Really? That’s my discography in a nutshell!”
“There’s a snuke in your snatch” -Britney Spears
“I’m going to be President”
“Bitch I’m a dumb pop star from Louisiana and even I know you’re not.”
“Hillary, if I got though 2007 you can get though this.” To which she responds, “sit on my face.”
You tryn to fuck my man?
Nope, already did bitch
That bitch looks like an Oompa Loompa.
‘Do you want to scissor?’
Is there a picture where Hillary doesn’t look like a raving cunt? display_name
That’s weird. Your breath smells like my husbands dick.
if they kissed I would prob get wood. really doesn’t take much
“I wanna get you a nice belt buckle.”
*Hilary exits bathroom after taking a massive heater*
Britney: “Excuse me, Miss Clinton is this the bathroom?”
Hillary: No but bill has
“Sorry Hillary, Bill just wants someone who knows how to shave.”
One day your tits will hang below your knees too
“Im voting for bernie, you fucking cunt”
“Are you a fingers in the booty ass n*gga?” -Hilary
“Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Hillary. But at least it’s an ethos.”
Hot or Twat
I finger myself to Toxic…
Want to see the Lincoln bedroom?
Was it the hot Carl or the Cleveland steamer? I prefer both. -Hillary
Hilary: “Gonna tongue-punch the stupid outta you later”
‘You’re a woman too, I’ll vote for you then!’
Can I bum a cigar off you?
Oops, I did him again
You know Monica sucked my dick before she sucked Bill’s, right?
And right as Bill was about to blow his load all over my face, he yelled ‘It’s Britney Bitch!’ so as you see, we aren’t very different. – H. Clinton
Sorry Britney I already have six girlfriends.
Preet weak so far..
Just a couple of spear cunts
Britney- “So, I read the article from Miss Arkansas”
Hillary- …… I can expl…
Britney-…. “so you wana bump tacos?”
Well… He’s fucked at least one, and it aint hillary
Hil running a Spear campaign.
where oh where have all the funny commenters gone…
Beauty and the beast.
Dumb and Dumber
Do what we like, get what we want.
We’re just so shitty!
Hill Rod is wet
He upgraded from Monica
So has Hillary.
Don’t worry Hillary…You can lie about what we do in the bedroom, just like you lie about everything else.
Kobe Bryant Rape Support Group
“Brittany please help me get some more clueless female voters”.
– Hilary ThunderCunt Hyphenated Last Name
Back door? Yup!
Sir, could I trouble you with directions to the bathroom
Clit me baby one more time!
Did you eat pineapple today?
Bill doesn’t have to know. If you seek Amy.
Exhibit A: 2 women whose relevancy should have been relegated to the early 2000’s
“Yea, he cums in my hair sometimes too”
“Kevin Federline was the biggest fuckin’ idiot. I know Hill, don’t remind me”
“Hillary why didn’t you tell me you had a penis?” – BS
“They don’t call me Willy Cliton for nothin” – HC
Hey buddy, where’s the shitter?
Ted Cruz uses a bigger dildo than me? display_name
“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
Billy plays your terrible songs while he eats my box.
“I just clogged the toilet”
“Oh, well, let me go get you a plunger”
Cigar Miss Spears
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