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At The Halfway Point, The Skins Will Finish 9-7 and Make The Playoffs

NFL: Dallas Cowboys at Washington Redskins

Just as your boy predicted, the Skins redeemed themselves yesterday and whipped those Chargers all over Landover.

At the halfway point, the Skins are sitting at 3-5. Not very good, but could be much, much worse considering Griffin started the first game of the season at about 70% and without taking a single snap in preseason. He was as rusty as rusty can be.

Looking ahead, this team, even at 3-5, can and will make the playoffs in the shitty NFC East.

Nov 7 @ VikingsWin. Short week vs the awful Christian Ponder and the depressing Vikings. Easy as pie.

Nov 17 @ EaglesWin. Most bipolar team of all time. But I’m fairly sure Nick Foles stole Peyton’s skills like a Monstar and Peyton is currently in middle earth fighting to get it back, so I expect Foles to play like he did in the Dallas game.

Nov 25 vs. 49ersLoss. It’s a Monday Night game, so who knows, but I’ll give the edge to the Niners. But hopefully CK comes down with the flu because their backup is Colt McCoy.

Dec 1 vs. GiantsWin. At home vs Eli’s retarded ass, yea, play the backups and still cover.

Dec 8 vs. ChiefsLoss. HOW IS THIS TEAM SO GOOD? FUCK.

Dec 15 @ FalconsWin. Man are the Falcons just the worst? That’s not rhetorical, I think the Jags can beat them at this point.

Dec 22 vs. CowboysWin. Hold my dick Romo.

Dec 29 @ GiantsWin. Clinching the playoffs in the swampland of New Jersey.

 
9-7 and the playoffs for the second year in a row. Bingo Bango Bongo.