And Videos Like This Are Why I Won't Be Going Anywhere This Week

So we have ourselves a snow day down here in the DMV. And what that means is nobody understands how to operate a motor vehicle. All hell breaks loose. The second a flurry falls from the sky (women) drivers pull over to the side of the road and jump ship. The shoulders of 495 and 695 become car graveyards. And then of course there is some asshole who flies around like he’s Jimmy Johnson and inevitably somehow makes a 3 hour commute even worse by starting a 50 car pile up. So no, I have no desire to go anywhere. If I die, I die, but at least it’ll be at home, and not face down in a ditch via an 18 wheeler.

PS: Snow Day is criminally underrated. Probably going to watch it today.