Let me make a recommendation, start following Dan Bilzerian on instagram. His life consists of playing extremely high stakes poker, banging a zillion hot girls, and generally not giving a fuck about anything. His dad was one of those Wall Street people from the 80’s who went to jail for fraud, and now he just spends all that money in the most absurd ways possible and shares it all on instagram. Call him a douche if you’d like, but he’d agree with you. He lives the dream, and you can’t knock him for that.
Underboob > Sideboob
this dude carries himself like a MC Hammer or an Allen Iverson or a Mike Tyson…see what im getting at?
i want to be rich enough to grow a disgusting beard and still get perfect 10’s.
I want to be him
well on that note… i better dim down my screen
welp. Just found my new idle.
I hate him but I want to be him.
This dude carries himself like the luckiest Stoolie alive.
Centerboob is my favorite
Somehow I don’t think Chris Moneymaker has the same life
I’m so jealous of his life
that chick is double fisting guns
Definitely a douche but god damn I respect it.
…and i’m in a cube, gassing myself and playing with the keyboard.
my Aunty Violet just got a six month old Fiat 500 Convertible only from working parttime off a home pc… have a peek at this sit……. x.co/2kJhr
His name is ‘Fake Equis’ and he is on TheDirty almost every day
I would cup the shit outta those
That baby has probably gotten more action than I ever will
It’s cheating to use boobs to try and get on our good side.
I was rooting SO hard for the shirts to pop off in that first Vine
You know what’s the hardest part of having an Instagram? Telling your dad you’re gay
Literally thought I was on Chicago and this was a BC blog…can’t you morons get your own shticks?
can’t fool us — it’s still 11:43 AM your time.
Thedirty.com > barstool
Haha @returnofthefrat Nate is writes for DMV, good try good effort.
Fuck this guy… So god damn jealous
Atta boy Nate, killin it today bud
@thon610 comin’ in hot with “idle”. Looks like KFC has an addition to make to his “midas whale” posts.
God bless America. Enough said.
I see you, Nip.
nate, those guys from la are making you look like big cat.
damn, hurts to miss that one…i’ll just downvote myself.
Armenians are the worst.
Love underboob, especially that little moisture, tastes like “victory”
Surrounded by feminists. Typical.
not gonna lie; wasnt jealous till i saw the twin wilson combat 45’s
Plus the dude used to fuck Jessa Hinton on the regular and I believe he was a navy seal too right? Cripe what a waste my life is…
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