So obviously by now everyone knows that last night KG and Melo got in a fight because KG allegedly said Melo’s wife Lala tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. Well obviously I have to rank my top 5 favorite NBA wives/girlfriends and their corresponding cereal. That’s what makes Barstool, Barstool. Giving you the lists you need even though you didn’t know you needed them.
5. Lindsay Davis/Lucky Charms (Omer Asik’s Girlfriend)
Just getting a real Lucky Charms vibe from Lindsay Davis. Maybe a touch too much makeup/sugar but I would eat a whole box (see what I did there?) in 1.4 seconds. Such a treat. Mmmmm!
4.Brandi Garnett/Coco Krispies (KG’s Wife)
Only fair that we put KG’s wife in here since he was the reason for this entire post/fad. And just so we’re clear, I didn’t pick Cocoa Krispies because I think Brandi Garnett tastes like chocolate, I did it because she’s black.
3. Meghan Allen/Corn Pops (Devin Harris’s Girlfriend)
Hey Big Cat, that was so racist bro. You just called Brandi Garnett a cocoa krispy. First of all, no it wasn’t, it was a joke, and second, racism goes both ways, that’s why Meghan Allen is Corn Pops. Chick looks exactly like a Corn Pop.
2. Whitney Wonnacot/Cheerios (Wife of Jimmer Fredette)
Cheerios. Too easy. She’s totally Cheerios.
1. Adriana Lima/Kashi (Wife of Marko Jaric)
Adriana Lima is more Kashi than Jimmer’s wife is Cheerios, that’s how Kashi she is. Exotic cereal for an exotic woman.
1,254. Khloe Kardashian/Gruel
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