Today Is The Hardest Come Down Day Of The Year
I’m not breaking life changing news here but it still needs to be said, today fucking sucks. 4 straight days of wall to wall NCAA action and then boom, cold turkey, nothing. It’s going from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows in a matter of hours. You’re probably sitting at your desk right this second, hungover as fuck, blur of a past 4 days, just wishing, hoping, praying that something would come along to distract you from the monotony. We’re Henry Hill in the final scene of Goodfellas. Just a schnook eating egg noodles and ketchup, no action, no thrill, just blah.
So again, for the millionth time I’m sending out my plea. Some sports league fix this. The NIT should be played right this second. The NBA should have day games to wean us off. Give us a home run derby in spring training. Get us a football league that plays a 1 day tournament. Save those Thursday Night Football games for this day, or the MAC Wednesday night thrillers. You just can’t expect us to go from having it all to destitute and broken. It’s not fair, and I speak for all of us when I say, it’s borderline illegal. I may just show up to a methadone clinic and see if I can get a buzz on because today fucking sucks.