Tippy Toe City – Population, Schefter

Love it. Schefter literally running down the list of ways to try and not be a midget.

-Tippy toes? Check.

-Chest puffed out to give your height depth? Check.

-Shortest athlete in the NFL? Check.

-Pushing Russell Wilson down with your right hand to get that extra centimeter? Check.

 

Its like when I catch a fish and hold it as close to the camera as possible so everyone thinks it was a monster. That’s Schefter’s life now. The watchdog never sleeps. He knows that.

 

PS
Seriously though, midget legs.

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