Love it. Schefter literally running down the list of ways to try and not be a midget.
-Tippy toes? Check.
-Chest puffed out to give your height depth? Check.
-Shortest athlete in the NFL? Check.
-Pushing Russell Wilson down with your right hand to get that extra centimeter? Check.
Its like when I catch a fish and hold it as close to the camera as possible so everyone thinks it was a monster. That’s Schefter’s life now. The watchdog never sleeps. He knows that.
Seriously though, midget legs.
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