The Mike Dunleavy Jr. Vs. Demarcus Cousins Feud Is Heating Up (Not Really But I Would Like It To)
PHOENIX — Mike Dunleavy either doesn’t do social media or is very into game preparation. After Tuesday night’s victory over the Suns, the Bulls‘ forward claimed he hadn’t heard that Kings center DeMarcus Cousins called him “a clown” late Monday night in Sacramento. The players’ history dates to last season, when Cousins got ejected for elbowing Dunleavy, then with the Bucks, in the head. “He called me a clown?” Dunleavy said. “I would like to respond but clowns can’t talk. So I’ll mime or make him some animal balloons or something.
“Oh, man. That’s the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black. Honestly, I’ve never been called that before. I guess there’s a first time for everything.” Cousins could be seen gesturing to the officials about Dunleavy several times during Monday’s game. “His reputation speaks for itself,” Dunleavy said. “He has a short fuse and is easily irritated. You can’t really breathe on the guy without him flipping out. That kind of stuff happens. He’s susceptible to that and probably will be for the rest of his career.” The Kings come to the United Center on March 15. “I haven’t had any issues with anybody in this league,” Dunleavy said. “I’m just going to leave it at that.”%3
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First of all, what type of clown does Mike Dunleavy Jr. come across? A non talking clown? That’s the creepiest thing of all time. Is Mike Dunleavy projecting some fucked up clown memories that are deep inside of his brain? Because a non speaking clown is a clown that diddles kids, plain and simple. No other explanation to be a clown who doesn’t speak other than that. Second, and more importantly, I need this Dunleavy/Cousins feud to happen. The Bulls have no rivals right now. Yeah we hate the Pacers and Heat but we’re not a threat to them in the playoffs, and you have to be a threat to be a real rival. So give me the Kings and Cousins. A white preppy Duke kid vs a big black physical specimen in the most mismatched feud of all time. Fuck, if I’m Adam Silver the first thing I do as commissioner is put Dunleavy and Cousins on the DMX/Zimmerman undercard. Ratings Bonanza. Make people forget about your weird looking face for a second. 2 birds with 1 stone.
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