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Yes Today Sucks. So, We Can Either Complain Like Pussies Or Deal With It Like Men AKA Look At Hot Chicks And Buy Pointless Crap To Make Ourselves Feel Better

This is when reality set in.

So today sucks. KFC talked about it this morning, how today is one of the worst days of the year. And while I wholeheartedly agree, I also am not going to sit idly by and be a pussy about it. Complaining is for women and children. Men take the day back. And I know what you’re saying to yourself right now, Hey Big Cat, I have buffalo wing diarrhea, I’m hungover, football is over, and my job sucks, how could I possibly make things better? Well, the answer is simple. Its my tried and true funk buster. Step 1, buy something awesome that you don’t actually need. Step 2, find a hot chick and masturbate.

Step 1 – Hand Claw. Do I need a Hand Claw? No. Do I want a Hand Claw. Fuck yes I do. Boom, handclaw purchased.

Also got myself this nice Monopoly Money tie. Wasn’t planning on buying two things but when a Monopoly Money tie is only 14.95 my hand/zombie demon skull claw is tied. I had no choice. Besides, the tie is literally made out of money, Pays for itself.

Step 2- Since you’re at work right now and can’t frequent many “adult” sites, lets just go with a new Rosie Jones photo shoot. I love this girl. And I have a sneaking suspicion that she loves men that wear Wolverine Claws and Board Game ties. Done and Done, funk officially busted.

NSFW Video kind of artsy though so you’re probably cool

NSFW Video 2 also artsy, you’re totally fine

By Big Cat posted February 4th, 2013 at 3:32 PM

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by whitemo on February 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm
do us all a favor and fingerblast neil with your zombie/demon hand
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by imtough on February 4, 2013 at 3:35 pm
if by artsy you mean naked titties then...
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by pippenainteasy on February 4, 2013 at 3:36 pm
Big Cat, so hot right now. Big Cat.
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by dabing on February 4, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Bravo sir BRAVO!
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by themadrabbi on February 4, 2013 at 3:38 pm
Big Cat is quickly becoming my favorite blogger on BS. Keep up the bang-up job, brother.
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by urlacherchi on February 4, 2013 at 3:39 pm
If you wear both at the same time you'll be like the psycho homeless guy who I see at the brown line stop on my way to work. You're almost there.
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by southie on February 4, 2013 at 3:41 pm
BigCat be a hero and get the stoolies to sign the petition to make it a national holiday, need 80K signatures by 2/23 i believe is the datehttps://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/declare-monday-following-super-bowl-national-holiday/qPHHlyZV
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by tommyboysnuka on February 4, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Rosie jones can make any day not suck
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by 28ontheway on February 4, 2013 at 3:46 pm
well done bigcat. well done.
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by salters school on February 4, 2013 at 3:51 pm
here's something i dont need or want: crysis 3
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by philsh33 on February 4, 2013 at 3:54 pm
i have to find a rope to climb
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by dustman on February 4, 2013 at 3:54 pm
hand claw is a game changer
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by worriedindc on February 4, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Dude, only chicks buy pointless crap to make themselves feel better when they're depressed. Specially fat chicks. Men buy them just because.
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by mvs13 on February 4, 2013 at 4:06 pm
how many days of the year can be the worst day of the year?
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by yazman on February 4, 2013 at 4:21 pm
You'll know Rosie found her inner self when you see her first caulk-gobbling vid comes out.
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by creepster on February 4, 2013 at 5:25 pm
I hope you overnighted the hand claw. Imagine what that would look like going through an x-ray machine.
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by indira ghandis thong on February 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm
i hope you post a video of you slicing through various pieces of fruit and other sliceable objects when that claw arrives
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