At Barstool we have a common phrase we use around the office (I just made it up). When something is hot. Make a shirt. When something is super hot. Make a Football Jersey.
So here it is. Limited edition Robby Lange Football Jersey. Please note, this is one of those old school jerseys that only goes to the top of your belly button. The ones that Brian Bosworth used to wear at Oklahoma. So if you’re fat, start doing crunches.
Front – Robby being Robby just doing Robby things. The sleeves have cartoon Robby and across the chest is his Famous Quote, “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa”.
Back – Robby, being a cool dad, playing a little pigskin toss with his son. Looks good. Feels good. Hallmark meets Lifetime meets all of my dreams and wishes.
So there it is. And I know what you’re thinking. That’s awesome, you’ll probably make a million dollars off this jersey alone. Well yeah, I know its awesome, I’m the one who made it.
Here’s the thing though. Its not awesome enough. Like I said on KFCRadio, Robby is Batman, which means he is also Bruce Wayne. This Jersey is Bruce Wayne/Robby Lange. So what about Batman/Clubber? Oh I don’t know, why don’t you just REVERSE the jersey and find out…
Front – Just the Goatee, Caribbean Blue Eyes, and a Tie. Its like when the police chief puts up the Batman light. When you need Robby, you flip the jersey around and throw out the Goatee. Lets everyone know that you’re into things like justice, being tough, and doing the right thing.
Back – The back of Clubber’s head. Riding off into the sunset. WHOA indeed.
PS - Probably should have been a Hollywood director. Nailed that transition.