So Die Antwoord performed at Lolla this weekend and from all indication tore the roof off. But the real story for me was whacky crack head Yo-Landi’s fucking contacts. Reminded me of Heroes when people’s eyes would go black and then everyone within like 100 miles would just drop dead or something. Scary. As. Shit. But is she bang-able? I think the obvious answer to that question is “I’d rather drink a red bull and cyanide than have sex with that” but I don’t know. Sometimes in life you need to just do things for the experience and curiosity-quenching. And there is definitely something intriguing about pure, unadulterated crazy. I mean she’s a creepy looking thing but there’s 1,000% chance she could fuck you till you’re handicapped. Into it. I think I would. I fink u freeky, girl.