I’m not going to lie, this bummed the shit out of me. I was sitting on Cloud 9. Summer, Friday, Chicago, got the blue Angels whipping shitties over my head getting ready for the Air and Water Show and then I see the Hoff and his hobo shoes and now I feel down in the dumps. Like if the Hoff is in such bad shape that he can’t even get a shoe shine where does that leave the rest of us? I don’t really feel like living in a world where David Hasselhoff is half homeless. I need Hoff to be looking perfect. I need my role models to lead me.
Seriously so depressed right now.