Look I’m not up to date on the whole YOLO culture. I’m pretty sure it’s just a bunch of teenagers that sit in their suburban basement writing on their facebook wall and talking about how ratchet they are going to get (I don’t know what ratchet means either). They pretend that they’re living some wild and crazy life, throwing caution to the wind, taking risks and burning the candle at both ends. Well sorry, but that isn’t YOLO. YOLO is being a 50 year old fat guy sitting on the back of an empty CTA bus taking coke to your face because fuck it, you really do only live once. That right there is YOLO.
If I had one wish, I think it would be that cocaine guy and the Wolverine somehow crossed paths on Chicago public transportation.
thanks to andrew for the tip