Outscored 257-199 in the last 9 quarters? Thibs worst two games in a row since he took over as coach? A team that couldn’t possibly be more inconsistent night in and night out? Fuck it, we’ll just have one of those bro’s that shoots McDonald’s shirts into the 300 section break his mouth on the rim, makes all the shitty basketball worth it.
How did the Jesse White Tumblers not get the Christmas day gig? Total upset.