Oh My! (Verne Lundquist voice)
I did more than just wake up…..
I have an uncontrollable urge to eat some cupcakes all of sudden ……..
And boom goes my penis
I don’t know who she is but I want to stick my face in her vagina
I don’t care how many times she’s featured as a wake up…mmm…savory starfish
I just typed this with my boner.
Yeah, I’d let her blow me.
that’s not what it looks like when my wife bakes cupcakes
Yup. WIDE awake.
i love her so much. 100% her poop smells like strawberries
I would drag my balls through two miles of broken glass and razor blades just to sniff the tire track of the garbage truck that hauled her used tampon away.
those cupcakes are set up like bowling pins and my face is the bowling ball, diving in head first
thank you, large cat.
What i would do to lick that icing off her.
Fake tits. . . not a good look all of a sudden.
Holy fuckin moley. That is RIGHT in my wheelhouse. 5MM, cut the shit, man.
I want…no I NEED her in my life.
spread eagle on the tractor will never get old
I want to fart in her mouth
pie that was fucking hilarious
it’s not going to get any better than this for the rest of the day. let’s just give up on smokes for the rest of the day.
youve outdone yourself sir – quite possibly the best wake up of the year
Anyone interested in seeing Hillary naked …………
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Case Study June 2013