At this point if you’re a professional soccer goalie and you don’t play for the LA Galaxy or the Chicago Fire or any other American team you’re just an idiot. Like yeah I’m sure it’s great being a hero in other parts of the world and having soccer WAG’s suck your dick constantly but all that goes to waste the second Lionel Messi blasts 4 goals in your net and fans are raining explosives on top of you. No substitution, no goalie controversy, just c4 straight to the dome until you’re dead. No thanks.
The DMV's smokeshow of the day is in a bikini because summer can't come soon enough http://t.co/vgC9mTM60E