Barstool Sports

Source - Two dancers at an exotic club in Juneau have been cited after they allegedly brawled over a dollar bill. A Post-Crescent of Appleton report says one of the women is pregnant. Dodge County deputies say they were called to Silk Exotic last week to break up a fight. They say it started when a customer tried to give a dollar to one of the dancers but the other dancer took it. The sheriff’s report says both women began to brawl. They tussled on the floor, punching, slapping and pulling each other’s hair. Other dancers and customers separated the two.

I’m totally baffled by this story. Like I legit don’t get it. From what I can tell there was a pregnant stripper and a regular stripper who couldn’t figure out who was the rightful owner of a dollar tip so they brawled it out and got the cops called? Really? Um you know who that buck belonged to? The bitch who wasn’t fucking PREGNANT. That’s who. That’s the girl that was supposed to get the tip. Not the chick with the human tumor growing on her stomach. The normal looking girl. The fact that a pregnant stripper had the audacity to think that dollar was her’s is absolutely mind-bottling. You’re a fat girl now sweetie. Start acting like it. Open and shut case if there ever was one.

h/t Mike for the tip