T-Mei! T-Mei! T-Mei!
Pretty sure if I was ever a down-on-my-luck black guy the first thing I’d do is hop a flight to China and walk off the plane wearing Air Jordan’s, dribbling a basketball and just get mobbed. Just have a bunch of Chinamen boost my self-esteem losing their shit thinking I was some washed up NBA superstar coming into town to save the Yaramukato Dragonstars season and restore infinite glory to the franchise or some shit. Take some pictures, eat some sushi, see the Great Wall, and boom go back home feeling like a brand new man.