Don’t be that guy Floyd. Don’t do it. Everyone hates that guy. The friend who has never lost a bet in his life. Thinks he’s some kind of tout and that gambling is easy. The guy who always tells you he had the over at halftime when the score is 28-24. Who never lets anyone know who he bet on until after the game. The guy who tells you he had a thousand dollars on his wins and 100 dollars on his losses. The guy who always has a weird line that no one else can get which means he’s either buying points, total sucker move, or just completely full of shit. That guy fucking sucks. And Floyd, you’re that guy right now, everyone hates that guy.
Only person worse than Floyd is the friend that doesn’t bet but tells you how bad your bets are after the fact. The worst. If you’re too spineless or pussy whipped to bet then you should never get to talk about gambling. That should be a law. Not trying to be a hardo either. I just know that someday I will literally murder someone after they tell me I should have gone chalk on a bet while I’m watching the dog get their dick kicked in. Its inevitable.