via Red Eye Chicago
Uh, hey geniuses. How am I gonna get my bounce shot on with that fucking half-pipe in the middle of the table? Everybody knows the most important shot in a game of beer pong is the bounce. It’s a total game-changer. It’s the 3-run homer of drinking games. It can get you right back into the thick of things or demoralize your competition to pieces. Momentum city. So good job to the engineers who made this but your table is a worthless piece of shit. Might as well be firewood.


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