Source – Fairfax County police say they charged three teenagers in gallon smashing incidents shown on YouTube. In the incidents, a teen would go into a grocery store and pretend to fall while smashing a gallon of milk on the floor. Officer Don Gotthardt says the three teens are charged in 7 incidents that happened in four local supermarkets. They are charged with seven counts each of disorderly conduct and destruction of property, according to Gotthardt.
Hallelujah! Justice has been served!
I almost feel like an old person that hates blacks and rap music or something when it comes to this shit. Like I don’t know why out of all the stupid pranks in the world Gallon Smashing pissed me off the most but it did. It’s so fucking stupid it’s almost unfathomable. Sweet job bro you smashed milk on the floor and somebody who makes peanuts has to come and clean it up and throw away all the other food that the milk got on. Sweet. Oh check it out you’re pretending you can’t get up when people try to go out of their way to help you. Awesome job dude. Fuck you.
And it’s not like most of us didn’t do stupid shit growing up. I tried stealing things, tried pegging random people with snowballs, generally acted like an asshole. But I feel like that shit was more of a Rite of Passage where smashing gallons of milk on a supermarket floor and making someone clean it up is just being a complete fucking entitled asshole. Like next level, version 2.0 type of shit.
I just hope these grocery stores get the best goddamn lawyers in the country and make these kids do like 8-10 years in a Jewel as a stockboy or something.