by jeterdrinkswinecoolers on August 5, 2012 at 1:11 am
histpres4? did you sign up just to comment and complain about this? This must be the tamest thing i have seen on the stool and your calling insensitivity. I cant even pronounce your spelled out dictionary version. This guy is getting randomly selected no doubt. I hope you do too.
mohammad cant eat no pork? seriously neil? thats what you make of that last name? of all the things you could have said, you choose 'cant eat no pork'? thats neither funny nor CLOSE to sounding ANYTHING like his last name. i understand its a joke, but you're paid to make these jokes. will you try to make them funny from now on?
Neil, your life must be a disaster if this is what you think is blog worthy at 11:20pm on a Saturday night. You should be out at the Purple Helmet tossing back some cosmos and cruising for twinks ya gayball.
yo goddy U MAD BRO? you been waiting to see me post again so you could make that comment? geeez. holding grudges on a commenting section of barstool sports. livin the good life.
goddy, wow. are you for real? if you're this insecure on a message board i cant even imagine how bad it is in real life. relax man. i'm starting to actually feel a little bad for you. didn't mean to get you all riled up.
cmPride, cool. Now do you come up with these rankings or is there like an official Barstool Faggot Ranking System that i should be aware of? #2 isnt too bad for a rookie.
Ur right brah, i dont have a job, no moneys, can get any pussy, no car, i live at the Y, check into the stool all day from the county library(that i hafto walk six fuckin blocks to get to) right before i cop my three squares from the soup kitchen, its been a long wait. Ive given up everything just to troll you out becuz im still pissed! -- I was trashed last night and couldnt remember what you said to me before hahaha. I can handle the repercussions of a drunk post tho fellas, have at me. Im a pretty good sport and deserve it.
Haha, its called sarcasm you cock sucker. Wut the fuck bro. U like 16 er something. Its fuckin sarcasm. Instead of callin you a cocksucker, nevermind. Hahaha.
Hey, histpres4, how would you like some grade A white boy pork up your ass? How's that for "insensitive," tiny dick? And address everyone else, I took it upon myself to google "histpres4.", and you'll never believe what I found. He stars as the 3rd contestant in Howard Stern's Smallest Dick Contest (see video link below). Sorry, histpres4, but I feel like the stoolies have a right to know. All one has in this world is his balls and his word. And you dont have any balls (but do have a tiny dick), thus your words mean shit. http://www.wcqj.com/howard-stern-small-penis-contest-full-video/
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