Source - A 50-year-old Everett woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend by lying on his face. Witnesses said the woman had her chest on the victim’s face, a Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office document said. Deputies said they were called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. Saturday for a report of a disturbance where medics were performing CPR on a 51-year-old man. Medics took the man to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds, where he was pronounced dead. Police said that in addition to the victim, a man and three women were at the scene, all who were heavily intoxicated.
Does it suck that this guy died? Yeah, I imagine he’s not too pleased with it. Dude was probably was hoping to spray his confetti one more time in the Airport Inn Trailer Park before he kicked the bucket. But I’ll tell you this right now. This man didn’t suffer. Not one bit. He went out the right way, the honorable way. The way we all deserve to go out. With Swedish titties engulfing his entire head and cutting off his breathing passage. That, my friends, is the way to go. Pure bliss. Can’t imagine a nicer, more peaceful way to bow out of the game. I’d say he probably had a nice journey to heaven but to be honest it sounds like he was already there. Fare thee well you motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you. Fare thee well.
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