Source - An upside to social media is how easy it is to connect and stay in touch. It’s also a downside: Many people’s Facebook timelines are filled with mundane updates, because most us aren’t that interesting. But if you’re concerned about how awesome people think you are, you could just lie. According to a new study, 1 in 4 women who use social media fib about how fab their lives are, exaggerating or distorting what they’ve been up to. One-third admitted to lying on social media at some point. The most common reasons were not wanting to appear boring, jealousy at someone else’s great life and wanting to impress others. Further proof that high school never really ends.
25 percent? Yeah fat fucking chance of that. Forget this study. You know how many girls are actually lying on Facebook? Every single one of them. Every one. They’re all lying through their teeth and spewing bullshit 100% of the time. Because Facebook was invented for two reasons. 1) So guys could stalk/look at pictures of chicks and 2) So girls could try and fake everyone into thinking they have an awesome life when in reality their life is just as fucking dull and boring just like everyone else. That’s why girls obsess over every picture they take when they go out or carefully craft status updates about going to the gym or how great their boyfriends are throughout the day. Facebook is the only place where they get to decide how they’re perceived. You see a picture a girl posted of the “AWWsome dumplings!” her boyfriend just made her? Guess what? Those dumplings sucked and gave her colon pain. See a status update humble-bragging about the 45 minute cardio sesh she just finished up? She was probably texting and staring in the mirror hating herself the whole time and already feels guilty about the protein shake she drank. The whole thing’s a joke and the only ones who aren’t lying are the chicks that complain about shit because that’s how all women are in reality anyway.
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