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Steelers Fan Buys The Browns For $1 Billion.

Tracking Blog – The Cleveland Browns were officially sold by owner Randy Lerner to Jimmy Haslam for more than $1 billion, reports ESPN.com. Haslam has been a minority investor in the Steelers and said once that he was ”1,000 percent a Steelers fan.”

Imagine being so rich that you could literally spend $1 billion to continue humiliating your most hated enemy. And now imagine that metaphorically speaking that enemy is like Corky from Life Goes On:

Doesn’t seem fair does it? Well that’s where the Steelers – Browns rivalry just went. The Steelers dancing around with their history and their rings and the Browns sitting alone on their bed fiddling with their drool hands flashing psycho killer smiles right in your face. Clinging to hope with a rookie quarterback who’s almost older than Pres and now an owner that fucking hates them which, oh by the way, is nothing new. I think I’d rather swim with a toaster than be a Cleveland fan.

PS – Do you think Corky was the main inspiration growing up for the kid who plays Walter Jr? I just can’t imagine him pacing around his living room with his sticks trying to read the script from “A Few Good Men” or “The Hunt For Red October” or something and taking himself seriously. Had to be “Life Goes On” right?

By neil posted August 3rd, 2012 at 12:40 PM

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by presmoobs on August 3, 2012 at 12:48 pm
had the chance to be an ok blog until you felt the need to bust out template #1 prezsingleps. Seriously man, just because prez does it doesn't mean you should every other fucking post. Less is more man
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by otwisted on August 3, 2012 at 12:49 pm
Yeah Neil, cause i'm sure Haslem's master plan was to blow a billion fucking dollars to run the Browns into the ground. Call it a career dipshit, you are bad at what you do.
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by presmoobs on August 3, 2012 at 1:07 pm
No, fuckyou, i don't, since most of the other guys don't do it unless it's you know, actually a funny observation. Neil does it almost every fucking blog like clockwork. Neil's in over his head and is trying to use the "standard barstool template" because he has no style, unlike PRez, KFC or Mo. and is trying to keep his head above water. The funny part is when he lays off trying to be mad libs prez he doesn't always suck (see his first few blogs today) And i don't think prez particularly gives a shit if the blogs are good or not, so it's kind moot, because cubicle monkeys like myself have nothing better to do on a Friday than bash this mullet. Clicks are clicks. hell at this point the neil blogs are more fun just to watch people rip him.
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by cubanraftrider on August 3, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Neil stop blogging
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by herbie versmells on August 3, 2012 at 1:45 pm
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by fuckyoueastcoast on August 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm
@presmoobs, did you ever think that it may be required? For instance they all do GTA/Smokeshow/'does this look like the face of'/'does this get this guy laid'.. its a business.. he tells them what the fuck to do. Neil just doesn't do it as well yet.
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by Lameburgers on August 3, 2012 at 1:54 pm
@fuckyoueastcoast no i really dont think thats how it goes, dont call a blog a business either, it takes away from legitimate businesses. neil just blows. sweet corky reference dumbass, what age group do you think reads this website??
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by phuckphilly on August 3, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Why is no one mentioning this dude's son is part fucking owner of the Steelers. It's days like these I'm glad someone feels my pain as a Mets fan.
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by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on August 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm
i think i forgot which part of Illinois Cleveland and Pittsburgh were in Neil
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by herbie versmells on August 3, 2012 at 2:12 pm
@fuckyoueastcoast yea i'm pretty sure thats not how it goes. Yes there are those things you mentioned that are required, but aside from those few things that are done daily, neil seems to be given free reign to drop the ball/botch/completely fuck up any story however which way he wants to. "Neil just doesn't do it as well yet"? that's like saying little brian with one leg and no athletic ability "just isn't quite up to speed with the olympic sprinters quite yet"
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by whyamireadingthis on August 3, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Giddy, how many times are you going to try to coyly mention that you nicknamed him Chemo? No one gives a fuck. You are quickly becoming the most annoying commenter on this site. It's not just that you comment on every single blog, but it's this feeling of self importance that comes accross with everything you post.
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by jackofspades on August 3, 2012 at 2:25 pm
swim with a toaster?? you mean bathe with a toaster you fucking clown...if you swam with a toaster I don't think you could plug it in...unless you want me to envision a guy dragging a 30 foot extension cord out to the pool just to kill himself...and even then I don't think in that much water it'd even do anything
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by goddy77 on August 3, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Chemo, ur a little bit cooler now having done a Steeler Blog. This is ur way of sayin thanks to ur boy for the cool nickname, right? Well ur god damn welcome is wut u are. Go get em Pony Boy!
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by valbroski on August 3, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I liked the corky reference
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by goddy77 on August 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm
What if i told you i did it to be a dooshbag and piss bros like you off? If you cant see that im being a total penis then ur probly a bigger loser than I am. Cool?
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by goddy77 on August 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm
I only post on about half the blogs on pretty much all the sites tho buddy. Gotta do some work sometimes. I would comment on every one of them if i had the time tho. Im not too proud to say it. And i REFRESH the pages too bro!
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by goddy77 on August 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Sometimes i quadrouple post and spell things wrong.
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by Macca on August 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
awful blog, awful...u really think this guy is a steelers fan? and not just some billionaire politicin' to the fans of every new city he goes to? the guy was a minority investor in the steelers so he said on a steeler website that in the past he was a colts and a cowboys fan but "now" he's a steeler fan. so i'm sure now he'll tell the browns he's a browns fan. just nonsense that doesn't really mean anything. the people that report this stuff know that these determinations are false, yet they still are allowed to publish. fuckin awful.
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by tornopen on August 6, 2012 at 1:12 am
NEIL = stupid fuck. Browns are the little bitches of the division. If the Steelers have a hated rival, it's the Ravens.
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