(Source) Lucy Moore, 27, has vowed to stick to animal entrails and organs for a year as she thinks it is better for the environment.
The shopworker, who writes a blog called Offally Good, last month devoured an entire “animal” — a pig’s head, lung and trotter, a cow’s foot, heart, stomach and tail, a deer’s kidney, a chicken’s liver and a lamb’s testicle.
She’s also tucked into crispy pig’s ear salad, rosemary kidney skewers, stuffed veal hearts, pig kidney stroganoff, lamb’s neck curry and pasta with blood and tomato sauce. Lots of offal is shunned by squeamish consumers.
But Lucy, of Leeds, can’t understand why they aren’t gagging for it. She said: “It’s cheap and really delicious.
“I love meat, but for large parts of animals to be thrown away is so wasteful.”
However, she has planned her first meal after the diet ends in January.
She said: “I’ll treat myself to a big bucket of KFC.”
I can NOT fucking stand people like this. Oh I eat Pig’s tits and Veal dick, I’m so conscientious of the environment. Oh I drive a hybrid and wear only hemp, I’m super responsible. Oh I roll my own cigarettes and eat tofu, I’m so organic. Fuck that. Does Lucy Moore realize there are over 6 Billion people on this planet? SIX BILLION. You deciding to eat Lamb’s testicles instead of a bucket of KFC (which looking at Lucy I don’t buy for a second) does literally nothing for the environment. You’re not even a piss in the ocean. And I don’t want to be Mr. Pessimistic saying people shouldn’t care and everyone should do whatever the fuck they want but I don’t care and I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want so who am I to judge. Don’t tell me how I need to do my part. You know why? Because I’m going to be so dead before any of this shit hits the fan. Like thousands of years dead. So fuck you Lucy Moore. Eat your pig’s trotter and cow vagina all you want but don’t come looking for credit because you helped out the environment. The environment doesn’t need your help, its fucked no matter what you do. You’re just doing this so people can pat you on the back and tell you how great of a person you are. Well guess what, If you were such a great person then you’d get a real hairstyle and stop looking so gross. Boom Roasted.



















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