So this is a real thing huh? There’s actually people out there willing to pay companies to help them find porn on the Internet. Neat. Not gonna lie though I’m kind of nervous hearing about this. Like am I missing something? Is there a porn fad that’s going on and spreading that’s greater than Redtube, Pornhub, Youporn, Youjizz, etc…? I’m on record as being late to the party with every new trend so my head is spinning right now. I’m constantly worried about this stuff and being called a square. It’s honest to god my worst fear to show up at a party and have people ask me stuff like “Yo have you signed up for that new porn site” and they tell me about some crazy interactive sex party where you actually get your dick sucked through the computer or something while I’m still shooting ropes into kleenex or a shoebox or whatever is nearby watching the same Lela Star scene or Jynx Maze scene for the 5 millionth time. So embarrassing when the rest of the world has moved on to bigger and better things and you’re just sitting at your desk masturbating like its fucking 2004 or something.
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