Huff Po Chicago - Undercover FBI agents arrested an 18-year-old American man who tried to detonate what he believed was a car bomb outside a downtown Chicago bar, federal prosecutors said Saturday. Adel Daoud of Hillside was arrested Friday night in an undercover operation in which an agent pretending to be a terrorist provided him with a phony car bomb and watched him press the trigger, prosecutors said. In May, two undercover FBI agents contacted Daoud in response to the material and exchanged electronic messages with him in which he expressed an interest in violent jihad in the United States or abroad, according to an affidavit by an FBI special agent.
He is accused of settling on a downtown bar and conducting surveillance on it using Google Street View and visiting the area in person to take photographs. It said he noted the bar would be filled with the “evilest people … kuffars.” Kuffar is the Arabic term for non-believer. The affidavit said that shortly after 7 p.m. Friday, Daoud met with the undercover agent in Villa Park and they drove to downtown Chicago, where the restaurants and bars were packed. They entered a parking lot where a Jeep Cherokee containing the phony bomb was parked, the document says. Daoud drove the vehicle and parked it in front of the bar, then walked a block away and attempted to detonate the device by pressing a triggering mechanism, the affidavit says. He was then arrested. Court documents don’t identify the bar.
Ho hum just another 18 year old kid in the burbs driving in to the big city on a Friday night trying to blow up and make a name for himself. Except instead of sneaking into a bar or making it rain on some titties with Papa Ahmed’s fat stack, Adel Daoud literally tried to blow up the entire fucking city.
Can you imagine how embarrassed this kid is right now? Hobnobbing with the FBI for months over your terrorist plot and then getting driven to the location you picked and arrested on the spot is just so humiliating. Wouldn’t doubt he was all dolled up wearing his freshest Bed, Bath and Beyond linens and Birkenstock sandals. Probably set the razor down for a few weeks to get that nice “terroristy peach fuzz” glow going with the beard. And it was all for naught. All his jihad homies are probably hooting up a storm right now laughing at this bro. Just goes to show you never mess with the kuffars son.
PS – Say what you want about homeland security and all that jazz but it’s pretty fucking nice to know that the second some dude even thinks of this shit FBI agents are hitting them up on G-chat or whatever just going to work. Do you FBI, do you.