Tampa Bay Times - While smart Juice* readers caught the Burger King product placement in Iron Man, what you may not know is the deal was a wink to the fast food chain for its role in Robert Downey Jr.‘s rehab. The actor tells the U.K.’s Empire movie mag that in 2003 he was driving a car full of “tons of f—ing dope” when he decided to get a chee from the chain. ”I have to thank Burger King,” he said. “It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.” So he threw all the drugs into the ocean and decided to clean up his act.
Fucking 1%’ers. Hey Bob you know how many times I’ve ordered a burger and a huge drink from BK and felt like “something really bad was going to happen”? Like 3 times a week. What you were going through had nothing to do with the smack in your trunk. You were going through a little Whole Foods withdrawal, that’s all. Just stick to your tofu cakes and bean sprout quesadillas next time if you can’t handle eating like the rest of us:
PS – When I was finding a picture for this I thought “Let me find a picture of him looking like a total cunt.” Turns out every picture of Rob Downey is him looking like a total cunt.
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