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Really Couldve Used This “How To Draw A Shark Guide” The Other Day

Thanks for nothing “Andertoons”. Not like I didn’t spend an entire Sunday night drawing like a Billion sharks for my Real Shark Tank idea. Literally slaving away trying to draw a Maco and a Great White with scientific precision only to wake up this morning and find a 10 second guide on how to draw a shark. What a kick in the dick.

Well jokes on you Andertoons. I drew your shark and not for nothing but I think its a little gay, not there there’s anything wrong with a shark wanting to suck another shark’s dick, but if you ask me who you want on your side when the chips are down in a dark alley fight I think we’d all agree my Hammerhead is one bad ass motherfucker.

VS.

PS
I swear to god I spelled out precision, percision. Said it twice in my head after I saw the red squiqqly line underneath percision and still thought I had gotten it right. My brain’s rapid descent into full on vegetable mode is absolutely stunning. Probably just need to do some more MS Paint drawings. Keep that shit as sharp as a tack.

By Big Cat posted August 15th, 2012 at 2:45 PM

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by urlacherchi on August 15, 2012 at 2:58 pm
That hammerhead is downright terrifying.
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by pedrofartinez on August 15, 2012 at 3:34 pm
i absolutely do not get why some commenters love big cat. 100% its just his friends making it a point to comment every time he blogs.
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by jackofspades on August 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm
not only is Big Cat killing it...but he's created a new barstool "in" joke with his percision
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by phyllisjean on August 15, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Big Cat, hahah you are easily my most favorite blogger on BSS. Keep up the MS Paint posts. Hilarious
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by delihands on August 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm
"not there there’s anything wrong with a shark wanting to suck another shark’s dick" Awesome line...
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by funbox on August 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm
haahhahaah
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by suckitninetyninepercent on August 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Please murder Neil
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by teds_underwear on August 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm
KFC and BigCat going toe-to-toe for best blogger on the internet...fuck off Kneel...
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by joeschmoe on August 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Bringing the heat as usual Big Cat! I think you are slowly challenging KFC for the top spot.
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by pawts on August 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm
You drew that hammerhead?!! No WAY! The photo-realism is outstanding!! A+
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by cawk gawd on August 15, 2012 at 4:07 pm
BigCat on fire figuratively, and i want Neil on fire literally
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by HsO1o16 on August 15, 2012 at 4:22 pm
AGREE with EVERYONE.. i can only enjoy reading BSS whenever its KFC or BigCat. once in a while i'll favor Maurice (affirmative action requirements apply to my brain, it keeps me cultured, that an I enjoy black man rants) honorable mention; kmarko and feitelberg..
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by englewood joyride on August 15, 2012 at 4:37 pm
You're pictures slowly grew on me until I now think they are one the funniest things on this site BigCat. Awesome blog, even though that hammerhead looks like a kangaroo. Keep it up!
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by meowmixmeow on August 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm
goddy is right about molding. btw big cat your hammerhead= a retarded kangaroo. also can't wait for chiefs to start freaking when you type "percision" in the future
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by otwisted on August 15, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Goddy, you're insane if you think KFC doesn't have his own style. He is the best, and funniest writer in the empire.
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by otwisted on August 15, 2012 at 7:23 pm
by goddy77 I think that your insane to think he doesnt, ---------------------------- Thats my point, KFC does have his own style.
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by billman on August 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm
The percision on that hammerhead is amazing
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by drmcgillicuddy on August 15, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Fuckin brilliant, big cat is single handedly saving barstool Chicago
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by goddy77 on August 15, 2012 at 8:59 pm
This was funny becuz there was no point at all. I appreciate the way Big Cat just embraces his inner dooshness. Pedro, im not friends with BC but i will say that he is,other than prez who started the whole BSS lingo they all copy, the realest writer BSS has. -- You turkeys dont understand how fraudulent most of these writers are. There are three that have their own style and the rest ar jus knock-offs.1. Prez 2. Mo 3. Big CatI cant put BC ahead of Prez or Mo based soley on expirience. But the dude is good. The bro is just himself and isnt trying to fit some mold. Thats my opinion, mother fuckers so go ahead and bash me. Big Cat can appreciate it, bet.
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by otwisted on August 15, 2012 at 9:26 pm
You're entitled to your opinion. Check out older blogs by Prez before KFC came aboard, completely different. Me thinks Prez is taking a bit of KFC's style.
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by goddy77 on August 15, 2012 at 11:42 pm
I guess im insane then brah. Its just my opinion. I think that your insane to think he doesnt, so cool.
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by goddy77 on August 16, 2012 at 1:30 am
Man come on with that shit otwisted, you know wut i meant. Ur insane to think his style doesnt copy Prez's style, my bad. Shits my opinion bro.
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by goddy77 on August 16, 2012 at 2:34 am
Will do. Go me intrigued now.
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by goddy77 on August 16, 2012 at 2:34 am
*got
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