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Reader Email – Does This Guy At Ohare Get Laid?

Saw this guy at Ohare yesterday afternoon. Wondering if this look gets him laid or just on the terrorist watch list.

-Matt

This has to be the easiest “Does this get this guy laid” in the history of the Stool. No, this does not get this guy laid. Rolled up jeans and socks with sandals has never gotten anyone laid in the history of planet earth. In fact I bet this guy masturbated in the airport bathroom thinking about some girl he frenched in 7th grade just because he knew there was a ZERO percent chance he was ever getting laid again.

PS
I don’t know why but if he had Teva’s on I would feel very different about the whole situation. A fresh pair of those Teva hiking sandals with socks would just make this your loser dad that read some Wall Street Journal article about how TSA agents are less likely to be suspicious if you have open faced shoes on. But something about socks with flip flops creeps me out so hard. Its like when you saw Buffalo Bill’s long gross fingernails in Silence of the Lambs and said to yourself, yup, this guy is a sociopath. Same thing with this look. Guy has pedophile or serial killer written all over him.

By Big Cat posted August 17th, 2012 at 11:20 AM

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by urlacherchi on August 17, 2012 at 11:29 am
What is this guy french? Who rolls their pants up like that?
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by cawk gawd on August 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm
is that neil?
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by Will I am Not on August 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm
goddy77, youre taking over as the biggest troll on barstool bro
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by whyamireadingthis on August 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Ha chill out Lionell, it's a free blog and Big Cat is pretty funny most of the time. No ones forcing you to read
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by tomcaronsgoatee on August 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm
have to side w/ lionel on this one.
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by scotty_stapp on August 17, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Can someone please call Robby "Clubber" Lange to promptly suplex Lionel.
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by mac_attack83 on August 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Socks with sandals is dumb in the first place, but open toes I could almost defend. Thong sandals and socks just makes zero sense. None.
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by bogjunas2 on August 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm
This guys got his shit together, I figured this boss move out a couple years ago. He goes shoeless on the plane, but shoes can make your feet stink, so you wear sandals. I used to just wear sandals and slip socks on the plane, but then you have to walk through security barefoot which is fuckin disgusting. I haven't graduated to the pegged pants though, this guys years ahead of me.
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by lionel_putz on August 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm
I am pretty sure the point of BSS is to be sarcastic or take the wrong/immoral side of controversy. This blog does none of that. This blog also is in no way creative, funny, or well written. This is by far the most boring blog ever written on barstool. So many different directions this could have gone, and yet we get to read this utterly inane crap. You are awful at this job. I honestly could not bear to be doing something for a living that I was so blatantly bad at. How can you put this out and think it is good?
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by billman on August 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Someone pissed in Lionel's Cheerios
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by acid drip on August 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Lionel = the guy in the picture
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by tico24 on August 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm
This guy is actually smart using flip flops to go through security , prol has sneakers in his bag or he just gives zero fucks which is also admirable
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by billman on August 17, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Yeah Lionel it's cool bro just buy some tevas like big cat said. People won't hate you as much
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by goddy77 on August 17, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Im a fan of Big Cat but Big Cat, weak stuff dude.
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by gus watab on August 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm
One time I wore birkenstocks with wool knee highs and knocked the lining out of a smoke. Is anyone going to write anything funny on here today?
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by lionel_putz on August 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm
My bad everyone. Can't see who wrote the blogs on the android app. My first "I hate Neil" post and I am the asshole. In my defense, this was so bad it should have been a Neil blog. Big Cat is usually much better.PS - the fuck are tevas? Fucking Midwesterners.
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by twoholepunch on August 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm
wow, lionel you are a fucking tool.
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