So my roommate was at the Bed, Bath and Beyond in Boystown because he’s a fag like that. So as he’s leaving a dude pops around the corner, slips him this little gem and says “a lot of people think it’s weird, but they do it anyways” then he bolts off. Fucking Boystown, man.
I admire this guy’s gusto but he’s being a little vague. Does he pick the porn or do I? What if I pop like 3 minutes in? Do I have to keep going with a limp for another 17? Or does he pro-rate it so I only get like $30? What if I’m not done after the 20 minutes? What are the rules regarding overtime pay?
Free summer swag to whoever does this and e-mails Big Cat with the proof.