Gotta be the best Craigslist roommates ever right?
$700 2 Young Professional F Seeking a third roomie (M)! (Lincoln Park)
We are looking into renting a spectacular three bedroom apartment in East Lincoln Park. There are seven spacious rooms on beautiful, bright, tree lined street -steps from the lake and park. Large closets, hardwood floors, huge dining room, 1 & 1/2 bathrooms, dishwasher, 2 large pantries, ceiling fans, a gas fireplace and laundry room. Unfortunately, NO PETS . Heat and water is included. Available October 1.
We would prefer a Male roommate but would consider another girl..
Mid to late Twenties
Laid back, neat, likes to have a good time (we like to party on the weekends/occasional weekday but are respectful of each others space)
Honest, respectful and reliable …interesting, FUN, good sense of humor
A bit on the smaller side but comfortably fits a full bed and dresser. Hardwood floors and your own 1/2 bathroom!
2 Young professional Females in our mid-twenties, met at CU Boulder. GO BUFFS
One from North Burbs of Chicago and one from DC
Enjoy: yoga, food, music, puppies, wine, hanging w friends, laughing
Please reply via e-mail telling us a little about yourself. Maybe include a picture or Facebook link, that may help
Thank you for your interest!
Damn the torpedoes!
I think I might have to break my lease immediately to go try and live with these broads. Mother of mercy. If you’re a Stoolie searching for a place to lay your head at night come October how do you not take a shot at living with these two? What could go wrong? I guess the obvious is that you fall in love with both of them and end up crying yourself to sleep every night masturbating to the sounds of them getting obliterated by their boyfriends. I suppose there’s a chance of that happening. I mean they might actually be looking for a legitimate roommate who respects their property and cleans his own dishes and isn’t interested in nightly menage a trois fuck fests and all that boring shit. But if I’m reading this right, and I think I am, these girls are looking for a live-in bang bro to get absolutely buck wild with nightly.
Somebody find out who these girls are so we can feature them immediately: Chicagotips@barstoolsports.com
PS – Link for anyone interested. Whatever sick reason you can think of, use it to try and get in this apartment.