(Source) An act of chivalry enraged a man caught in a sex act into an attack on the person who interrupted him. It started with a man exposing himself and masturbating shortly after midnight Monday outside a Northside apartment building, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report. The suspect became upset when another man tried to stop him to protect two women. The suspect struck that man with a belt and then broke 2 windows of the man’s car with his fists, police said. Police this morning were still working to identify the suspect.
Jayson Everett, 27, Mooresville, and a woman accompanying him spotted the man while stopping to pick up the woman’s sister from apartments in the 2000 block of North Delaware Street, according to the IMPD report. “Mr. Everett yelled at him from the car,” wrote IMPD Officer Jeffrey Wilkins in a report. “As he exited his car, the subject took his belt off and came at him swinging. A physical fight ensued in which Mr. Everett was struck by the suspect in the face with his fist causing a small contusion below his right eye.”
Everett told police he was trying to look out for the safety and sensibilities of the women. “He told the girls to get in the car,” the report states, “and as they attempted to leave the suspect jumped in front of the car and struck the front window with his fist causing it to break. They tried to leave by going northbound on Delaware and the subject ran up behind the car and struck it again, this time shattering the rear window.” Everett was driving a rental car.
You know when you’re in the middle of jerking off and someone calls you on the phone and even though you never pick up it still ruins everything. Like someone farting in your backswing on the golf course, might as well throw in the towel and go on to the next hole. That’s gotta be what this guy was going through. I’d be fucking furious if someone interrupted me mid jack as well. Standing there with a half hard penis in my hand, attention broken, blue balls setting in, that would make me smash a few car windows and belt whip a couple of people too. And the worst part is that it was a fellow man who broke it up. That’s bro-code 101. I don’t care if you’re at home with the shades drawn or on a street corner in front of a couple of hot babes, you let a guy finish what he started. To interrupt is just flat out rude.
And Jayson Everett can cut the shit with the whole “ I was trying to look out for the safety and sensibilities of the women“. Bullshit. You were trying to get some hero pussy. Plain and simple. You thought instead of going to a bar and hitting on girls like a normal person you’d just interrupt a guy with a half erect penis and “save” the girls he was masturbating to. You thought that was the fastest way to a threesome. Well listen up toad, you know what the fastest way to a threesome is? No, you obviously don’t because you just interrupted a guy who was half way there.