ESPN – Last week, a hopeful prospect showed up at LSU’s July football camp. He posted an impressive 4.46 40-yard dash, and he earned a scholarship offer from the Tigers’ coaching staff for his efforts. It’s a scene that plays out on college campuses every single summer, although this offer was different for one main reason — Dylan Moses has yet to start eighth grade. Considering the Tigers are only just starting to hand out offers to members of the Class of 2014, it came as a bit surprise for a 2017 prospect to get one. ”I was kind of shocked when I first heard it — it was a dream come true,” Moses, 14, said. “I’ve always wanted to play for LSU since I was a kid, and now it’s coming true in front of my eyes.”
Everyone getting their panties in an uproar over LSU signing this pre-pubescent freak of nature needs to calm the fuck down. Hey idiots, my man runs a 4.46 40. There hasn’t been a greater speed prodigy since Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez. It’s not like Dylan Moses is gonna keep weighing his options and then around his junior year of high school forget about football and decide that he’s gonna make that push for a Neuroscience degree at Yale or something. This kid was designed to play football under Les Miles, slam on co-eds and get a 7 on his Wonderlic test and that’s exactly what he’s gonna do. If this was some Poindexter prodigy there’d be no problem signing him up for college courses and exams and shit, so what’s the big deal?
PS – What the fuck is Stephen A. bringing child molestation into the conversation for (0:30 mark)? Huh?
PPS – Bonus video footage of Benny “The Jet”. High comedy in the youtube comment section about if he was out at the plate or not.