So Durex just released this ad which is apparently for underwear which is lined with vibrating censors so if you’re in a long distance relationship you can get each other off with your phones or something. I’m not sure if that’s completely correct but that’s the gist of it. And for some crazy reason people are acting like this is a sensational idea or something. Uh are you guys serious? I mean for girls it’s probably cool but what if you’re a guy? I guess you just cum in your pants? Unload on a webcam then go do some laundry afterwards? Yeah thanks, but no thanks. Sounds fucking terrible. I can barely keep control of my life as it is and I have like 3-5 minor responsibilities, tops. Don’t really feel like jizzing in my pants and handling that whole situation a few times a week. I’ll stick to paper towels and RedTube thank you very much.