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Peep This Mascot Straight Falling On His Face
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Mascots are a bunch of assholes. Always running around pulling stunts and acting like obnoxious cocksuckers all the time to anybody that gets in their way. Coming up to you while you’re trying to watch the game and dancing like Jay and Silent Bob from Clerks blocking your view and shit. Flopping their huge mascot packages right in some little kid’s face like that’s suddenly an okay thing to do because your face is stuck in a permanent grin. I mean did you see that guy racing around the warning track? Had a smirk across his grill as wide as day. Didn’t see a peep of that once he fell though. Just sat there all dejected like any other schmuck with a broken down ride. Nice to finally see one of these idiots get put in his place.
PS – If you haven’t seen Clerks watch that shit like immediately. Positively hilarious. “In a row?”
By neil posted July 17th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
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  by tornopen on July 17, 2012 at 10:30 am
  "Peep this mascot" --- save that hipster douchebag lingo for Deadspin.
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  by KnuckleBallz on July 17, 2012 at 10:32 am
  Does anyone have Neil's address? I'm interested in overnighting him a package of razor blades.
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  by tico24 on July 17, 2012 at 10:33 am
  This is getting real ugly, real quick and it's only Tuesday
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  by EZBreezey2222 on July 17, 2012 at 10:36 am
  hey guys, also if you havent seen Caddyshack i highly recommend it. like definitely go out and see that shit if you havent!!! i give BSS Chicago 2 weeks before its in the trash can with Stoollala
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  by TPS Report on July 17, 2012 at 10:55 am
  Hang in there Neil. You're doing a great job. Haters gonna hate no matter what. Believe it or not, they used to give Mo shit the very same way and look at him now. If things are this rough a few weeks from now you'll be getting a visit from Feitelfag who gets put on temporary assignment to imitate Portnoy's writing style.
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  by thewombshifter on July 17, 2012 at 11:09 am
  bad job, bad effort! bring back stoollala
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  by EZBreezey2222 on July 17, 2012 at 11:14 am
  @TPS report - ya look at Mo now. he still sucks and gets shit on all day long
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  by fuckyoueastcoast on July 17, 2012 at 11:22 am
  This guy is now telling us to watch Clerks. Bro, we've all seen Clerks, about 10 years ago, get with the fucking program and try to be funny you taint licker. Fire this guy.
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  by Numero Two on July 17, 2012 at 11:27 am
  I still appreciate Clerks. The conversation about the private contractors on the Death Star does really change your whole perspective.
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  by jn10 on July 17, 2012 at 11:27 am
  Neil you suck man, this was already on here yesterday. Get your own writing style too. "Like its not cool to sound exactly like El Pres with every blog you write".
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  by xbaysx90 on July 17, 2012 at 11:30 am
  old news bro.... i mean i understand u probly dont even read Mo's post but god damn this shit is yesterdays news
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  by bobby_v_card on July 17, 2012 at 11:40 am
  Neil, I thought I asked you in a very nice way yesterday to off yourself. Its now 11:39 et and you still appear to be alive and blogging extremely shitty stories. I am perplexed as to why you are still alive. What's seems to be the hold up??? Seriously...
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  by snailtrail291 on July 17, 2012 at 11:47 am
  @acidtrip hey bro you know when Black Ops 2 comes out??
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  by fratasticvoyage on July 17, 2012 at 11:49 am
  Hey at least this wasn't posted yesterday. You are horrible.
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  by jagopey88 on July 17, 2012 at 11:51 am
  I thought Chicago was only an hour behind east coast time, didnt realize it was an entire day... Neil your blogs lack originality try and find your own voice, and not a combo of KFC and El-Pres.
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  by jagopey88 on July 17, 2012 at 11:52 am
  also, i peeped your mom last night...
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  by pharr02 on July 17, 2012 at 11:53 am
  Every other mascot video on youtube is of them getting hammered by something, or falling off something, or hurting themselves in one way or another. Finally put in his place? They all get "put in their place". Every Game. That is their job.
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  by k1dd0 on July 17, 2012 at 12:16 pm
  TPS, everyone gets shit on at the stool besides KFC because he is the fucking man. Neil. fuck you. and Mo still sucks. Mo is actually alot funnier then neil though. But seriously, fuck you neil.
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  by yahmobthere on July 17, 2012 at 12:19 pm
  paging dr faggot, dr faggot
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  by Lameburgers on July 17, 2012 at 12:27 pm
  mo still sucks......not as bad as this guy though. just fucking awful.
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  by geemo on July 17, 2012 at 1:05 pm
  Im glad I peeped this. If I didn't peep this I would have never peeped the blue guy wiping out. Now, go take a long peep in the mirror. There is no way you like what you peep. ......peep
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  by harvey_specter on July 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm
  i wasnt aware that you could see a peep...
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  by hocke4607 on July 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm
  HAHAHAAHAAHA
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  by acid trip on July 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm
  Peep this mascot? Really? Here I am trying to defend your dumbass and you come with this goofy shit? And by the way everybodys seen clerks. That shit was funny when we were 12. Clean that shit up fucker
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  by acid trip on July 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm
  @fuckyouec. Words right out of my mouth. I still think mo is a horrible blogger.
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  by t3ddymac on July 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm
  peep? PEEP? you fucking fag
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  by acid trip on July 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm
  @snailtrail. Pretty funny stuff. Difinitley better than Neil. @TPS. Neil and mo are terrible.
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