Mascots are a bunch of assholes. Always running around pulling stunts and acting like obnoxious cocksuckers all the time to anybody that gets in their way. Coming up to you while you’re trying to watch the game and dancing like Jay and Silent Bob from Clerks blocking your view and shit. Flopping their huge mascot packages right in some little kid’s face like that’s suddenly an okay thing to do because your face is stuck in a permanent grin. I mean did you see that guy racing around the warning track? Had a smirk across his grill as wide as day. Didn’t see a peep of that once he fell though. Just sat there all dejected like any other schmuck with a broken down ride. Nice to finally see one of these idiots get put in his place.
PS – If you haven’t seen Clerks watch that shit like immediately. Positively hilarious. “In a row?”