6 weeks of summer left. No time to waste. Put on your bucket hat and dance. Have a good one.
Can you prancersize for us again?
I thought the sex offender registry permitted Jerry from attending concerts.
@bigcat you only drinking skittle vodka shots this weekend?
I guess this just made still being at work not suck an enormous dick…sort of
Dance floor = SLAYED
See Chicago isn’t all that bad …. It’s worse
KFC was in Chicago this week?
Definitely gonna be me at age 60
He gets so much ass at the county fair.
@KFC taught Old Balls Thornton how to dance
Was that supposed to be funny ? I’m serious am I missing something ?
Barstool, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There’s a reason why this website is the worst hell on earth… Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined beating to tits. So easy… So simple… And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Barstool, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can beatso that you can watch them clamoring over each other to “stay in the sun.” You can watch me torture an entire websote and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill derpjihad’s destiny… We will destroy Barstool and then, when it is done and Barstool is ashes, then you have my permission to beat.
KFC aged quickly
Thornton dipping into the marathon bombing mon..I mean Portnoy’s pocket for a trip to Chicago?
Don’t ban me bro
This is not post worthy.
Derpjihad. Please report for a 5150! ASAP!
Just rifled an e-mail to my 4 kids with instructions to shoot me immediately if I ever remotely come close to embarrassing myself like that!
derpjihad has probably been waiting for a while to use that one, thinking to himself “everyone is going to love this, so many thumbs up” and when the time came he still fucked it up. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
@phuck how old are you bro?
fuck u derpjihad
I almost want to open 10 other wordpress accounts so I can downvote any “=” comment. None of them are funny and they’re all hacky. Do the people who comment with that shit laugh at it when they type it in? And who the fuck is thumbs-upping that shit? Gotta be the other fags that use “=” jokes. Shit’s makes imtough/gunnerstahl look hilarious.
Derpjihad is another fag that uses “=” in pretty much every post. But after reading his last stupid comment, maybe he should stick to “=”
hey derpjihad, you have huge feet.
Can’t a man smoke a joint, dance like a fool without being outed on barstool?
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