Inside TV - EW has learned that TLC has begun production on a reality series starring Pete Rose, the polarizing 17-time All-Star who was banned from his beloved sport for gambling on games while he was a manager for the Cincinnati Reds. With a working title of Pete Rose and Kiana Kim Family Project, the show will follow the 71-year-old Rose and his thirtysomething model fiancée Kiana Kim (who has posed for Playboy) through their daily lives as they try to blend their families.
Hey Pete suck a dick bro. I’ve spent years defending your ass and feeling bad for you because of baseball unfairly banishing you from the game. I felt more emotion seeing your sad mini 30-for-30 documentary about your job signing autographs in the same collector’s store every day than I did seeing black people drown during Katrina. And all this time this is what you’ve been coming home to at night? You waddle your ugly face into your front door and some Asian smoke-whore goes to work on your slugger? Just look at this picture of you two. Looks like Dave my White Sox writer in about 10 years trying to hide his boner at a porn conference:
You sandbaggin’ son of a bitch!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was a sad and lonely ex-gambling addict when he was getting Asian anal on the nightly from Kiana Kim.
PS – If I were ever a member of a pro sports team I would be placing bets and dropping inside information so fast you’re head would fall off.
PPS – Because it’s Friday and I love ya’ll, NSFW Kiana Kim pics after the jump