Aside from an absolutely brutal first couple drives and Cutler yelling at everyone in Soldier Field to shut up, today could not have been a better start to the season for the Bears. The offense looks RIDICULOUS. Jay and Brandon are back to being super best friends, Alshon burned on his huge TD, Forte sparked drives when the passing game struggled early, everything was working. J’marcus Webb even pulled out a couple key blocks and then ran out of breath and keeled over and is probably dead now but who cares. The entire NFC just got sprayed on.